A forewarning to everypony who partakes of my glorious concoctions: Copious amounts of nitroglycerin are present, drink at your own risk… I mean, why do you think I drink the glass?
I’m sure all of my… 2 followers have already seen these somewhere else I post them, but I thought for posterity’s sake to put them up in multiple places…
So this is what I do: I ponify songs to the best of my ability. Granted most of them end up about me and a certain alabaster Alicorn.
This is the first of many and I am still going strong with them
NOW ONTO THE MADNESS:
Equestrian Nights (Arabian Nights from Aladdin)
Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the trains are all pony drove
Where it’s flat and immense
And the beat is intense
It’s equine, but hey, it’s home
When the wind’s from the east
And Her sun’s from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a chariot and fly
To another Equestrian night
Like Equestrian days
More often than not
More trot than all clop
In a lot of good ways
'Neath Luna's great moons
A foal off their guard
Could fall and fall hard
to a Dragon-y doom.
What would a robot know about mood? Unless you’re sentient. Are you sentient? Skynet? Is that you?
Machine dominance aside, what makes me feel better when I’m in a bad mood? Well one of my favorite things is playing a good joke on somepony. Like Celestia! She’s so funny after getting hit with a good prank I can’t hardly bear to be in a bad mood after that. One time I turned her cutie mark purple, right before sunrise. She honestly thought that the rising purple sun was because of her cutie mark that she didn’t even suspect me. She just became completely enthralled with trying to figure out how to change it back.
… I liked that morning. A purple sunrise complimented by me making the nearest mountain erupt whipped cream like a volcano…
I completely forgot I had one of these. Hmm perhaps I should start paying more attention, lest my other selves think I’m a layabout.
Ah but my lack of artistic talent in the visual field makes me a rather lackluster individual to stalk… Quite the confusing conundrum.
Interrobangs are swag.
WHY, IT’S A MOTHERBUCKING INTERROBANG.
Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.
Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT DAM-BUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.
True. Bucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.
BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.
AU CONTRAIRE MON PETIT PONEYS!
I’m back. That’s all. Expect me.
Now in all seriousness, I see every other pony with a tumblr so I thought why not? Don’t expect art, my art comes in wreaking havoc across Equestria, not doodling my flank on some paper.
Also find me on Flankbook. @Disqord. Yeah that should work.
Now how in Luna’s name do I make this work, let’s go fiddle about!